Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Kiss it better

Kiss it better
 
Junior trainer got hurt .it was one of those “male specific riding injury” , miss timing of the rising trot, JT was just returning from the rise as the horse was


WORKING /JOB


 
Seniors trainer new BD apprentice was approached by one of the livery owners a plump lady in her early 40s . she said “ You are new here , if you look after my horse extra well ,


Students like you

Students like you
 
Senior trainer just finished instructing Plump Lady, as he summed up the lesson his parting words were “ I wished I had 10 students like you” One thing PL is


Reward

Reward
 
Senior trainer was p,,,d, off , he has been part of the dressage seen for some 40 years but never managed to have the relationship with the judges that Junior trainer has.
Junior


Over shadowing

Over shadowing
 
The new guide lines issued by the FEI has given the stewards a new air of authority .
In recent CDI the collecting ring steward was seen approaching a very well known