Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.


A visit to the BETA trade fair was a great experience .
The range and quality of products was outstanding , every year there are better and more things to entice the public to loosen

How many fingers

Lady Suckley was having the first lesson on her new acquisition from the PSI sales , top of the range all singing and dancing , 8 cylinders , turbo charged black stallion .

Room number

Dressage Husband and the wife, the well-known Dressage DIVA from up north decided to do the UNUSUAL,
they joined some friends on an away day and night for the 2016 national

Seat Enhancer

I was watching a very high profile trainer coaching a very high profile DIVA .
As the horse was moving so powerfully even this accomplished DIVA showed the periodical DAY LIGHT between

Ladies problem solved

Problem solved.
The British association of saddle MAKERS held a special convention , “they had a pressing problem that needed solving immediately” the chair person informed them