Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

What my wife says

After years of humping , pumping and thumping IN THE EFFORT OF inducing her horse to perform the much coveted movement of the piaffe , lady suckley resigned to the idea that she will have to employ a

Fair Justice

During the recent CDI I had a social chat with a well-known foreign European judge .
The two of us had a shared interest in the same DD (Dressage Diva) , I have been her trainer for some time and he

Geoff Simpson the award

During the Keysoe CDI dressage show, I used the opportunity to congratulate the president of British Dressage on nominating Geoff Simpson for the “Torch Trophy trust” award

Little effort

A Dressage Husband noticed that the horse box was ready and loaded with his Mrs horse .
“WHAT is this horse doing on the lorry ?” He asked .
The wife informed him that if she is expected to


The other day at a competition one of the young “Dressage boys” declared to all in ear shot “I AM SO F,,,, CONFUSED I DON’T KNOW WHAT I AM” . A Senior Trainer , close