Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Fifty shades of bay

Fifty shades of bay

At the first opportunity between classes   Dressage Diva  cornered  a   Dressage Judge   (a one  which in

Thinking about sex

Senior Trainer  was woken up by the telephone  ringing , there is nothing  unusual  in being woken up by the telephone ringing  it happens  to him often

Costs of dressage

A Dressage Husband was  a little  confused , in the little free time he has  from the duties  of a Dressage Husband  every thing he touches  turns into

Dads money

Dad's money


Dressage husband was going through one of these periodical insecure  sessions  , he accepted the reality  that  he is not very high on

Its my arse I fell on

Its my arse I fell on
A senior competitor  had the misfortune  to part company from his horse during a   FREE STYLE  competition , there he was flat on his back