Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Little effort

A Dressage Husband noticed that the horse box was ready and loaded with his Mrs horse .
“WHAT is this horse doing on the lorry ?” He asked .
The wife informed him that if she is expected to


Confused

The other day at a competition one of the young “Dressage boys” declared to all in ear shot “I AM SO F,,,, CONFUSED I DON’T KNOW WHAT I AM” . A Senior Trainer , close


Good legs

During the British Dressage “Halt only” team championship I found myself standing between two friends , one a well-known Top Trainer and the other a Senior Trainer with years


How it feels

Today in the indoor school .
The Mrs was at her wits end , I could sense it from the tone of her voice, the Diva under instruction obviously totally immuned to the influence of trainers voice


Christmas Feeling

Senior Trainer , Top Trainer and Junior Trainer were sitting together as they often do By the arena’s side during the last show of the season.
As expected the conversation revolved around