Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

He doesn't give me Polos

 A very Senior Trainer was at his very element. A long whip in his hand, he was helping Plump Lady on Blue The Cob to perform a piaffe. With suppleness and activity Blue skipped from one


NEW YEAR RESOLUTION . I few days before Christmas I received a phone call from a stressed "Junior Trainer" , it was clear he was suffering from DTSS (Dressage Trainers Stress Syndrome ).

Saving for a horsebox

A new to the predicament "Dressage Husband" was admiring the top of the range horsebox of a "Senior Dressage Husband".
In a tone of voice expressing clear envy, he turned to the "Senior Dressage


During the last High Profile dressage show, two Dressage Husbands had the last get-together in the showground bar.
Downing pints of beer, after pints of beer, one Dressage


COVID and judging

One positive outcome of the COVID pandemic is the potential for improved fairer dressage Judging.
Competitors with facemasks hardly identified.
Judges on there own without a