Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

What he dosen,t know

A " Senior Trainer" introduced "Junior Trainer" to a potential new client.
"This is Junior " he told the potential new client .
"Junior is my right-hand man!! He has been with us for as long

He doesn't give me Polos

 A very Senior Trainer was at his very element. A long whip in his hand, he was helping Plump Lady on Blue The Cob to perform a piaffe. With suppleness and activity Blue skipped from one


NEW YEAR RESOLUTION . I few days before Christmas I received a phone call from a stressed "Junior Trainer" , it was clear he was suffering from DTSS (Dressage Trainers Stress Syndrome ).

Saving for a horsebox

A new to the predicament "Dressage Husband" was admiring the top of the range horsebox of a "Senior Dressage Husband".
In a tone of voice expressing clear envy, he turned to the "Senior Dressage


During the last High Profile dressage show, two Dressage Husbands had the last get-together in the showground bar.
Downing pints of beer, after pints of beer, one Dressage