Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Costs of dressage


A Dressage Husband was  a little  confused , in the little free time he has  from the duties  of a Dressage Husband  every thing he touches  turns into


Dads money



Dad's money

 

Dressage husband was going through one of these periodical insecure  sessions  , he accepted the reality  that  he is not very high on


Its my arse I fell on

Its my arse I fell on
 
A senior competitor  had the misfortune  to part company from his horse during a   FREE STYLE  competition , there he was flat on his back


Lady Sucly and new competition system

Lady Sucly and the new competition structure
 
Lady suckly was delighted to hear about the proposed BD rule changes. She had become increasingly frustrated over the last years because neither


Ill fitting saddle


“There  is nothing wrong with this saddle”  the saddle fitter said  for the umpteen times .

“THIS SADDLE IS NOT RIGHT  LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER “