Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Isolation units

I was discussing the financial implications of the current difficult times with my neighbour the local farmer Keith.
"The imposed "lock-down" is having significant impact over my business," I


Substitute

After many years of trying to make his mark in the dressage world Senior Competitor resigned to the fact that it may just not to be .

And then it happened , Senior Competitor was invited


Mattress and a TV

A mattress and TV ;

Another National championship another overnight stay in the horse box , another confirmation that money can’t buy everything .

However expensive and luxurious ones horse


Only sucking

During the Hickstead Premier League I could not avoid hearing the conversation between two well preserved Dressage Divas .
They were having a short break during the warm up before a test .


Can I have his number

The winter championship as always a great opportunity for a social get together .
Leaning on the bar ,at the Royal Exchange public house opposite the show venue , were Lady Suckley and Plump