Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.


After many years of trying to make his mark in the dressage world Senior Competitor resigned to the fact that it may just not to be . And then it happened , Senior Competitor was invited to represent the North West British Dressage area ,on the Team Quest finals in the Halt Only Championship . Reaching these dizzy heights of the sport was totally unexpected and the date was already booked for his wedding day to his long-term partner Plump Lady . Discussing the matter with BD area representative the only solution the AR could come up with was “We will just have to find you a substitute “ Senior Competitor kept quiet for what seemed like for ever and then said “ OK it is in the village Church at 10,30 but just warn him she is not much of a cook”