Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Cold sores

On completing her test (prelim 7) plump lady dismounted blue the cob walked to the rear lifted his tail and pressed a kiss where the sun never shine,

The dismayed judge called her and said "I


Riding in the cold

During the December cold spell Junior trainer kept up with his responsibilities and commitment to his clients how ever cold it was he still rode Plump ladies Bluey the cob,
Although he wore arctic


Castration

Allan Gordon Smith DVM , MRCVS , just received the annual call from Evan Gwilliam requesting him to come and castrate this year batch of colts.
Evan Gwilliam was a Welsh hill farmer that apart from


JT at HOYS

Junior Trainer realized that in order to maximise his chances to be selected to the Olympic team he has to have some more public and media exposure ,he has to be in the selectors faces as often as


Women and trainers

One of the un explained mysteries of the world is the relationship between middle aged female dressage student and her dressage trainer.
It is a bizarre thing the effect which , long legs in over