Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

What did he say

A Dressage Diva returned home from her weekly dressage lesson with a Senior trainer.
From her dishevelled look and the bruised body , one could have thought she just had a cage fighting


Whom to ask

Lady Suckley was explaining to Senior Trainer of the frustrations and tribulations she is going through with her new 1,.8ooooo black top of the range newly purchased Hanoverian


What my wife says

After years of humping , pumping and thumping IN THE EFFORT OF inducing her horse to perform the much coveted movement of the piaffe , lady suckley resigned to the idea that she will have to employ a


Fair Justice

During the recent CDI I had a social chat with a well-known foreign European judge .
The two of us had a shared interest in the same DD (Dressage Diva) , I have been her trainer for some time and he


Geoff Simpson the award

During the Keysoe CDI dressage show, I used the opportunity to congratulate the president of British Dressage on nominating Geoff Simpson for the “Torch Trophy trust” award