Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Saving for a horsebox

A new to the predicament "Dressage Husband" was admiring the top of the range horsebox of a "Senior Dressage Husband". In a tone of voice expressing clear envy, he turned to the "Senior Dressage Husband", "How long it takes to save for one of these mobile palaces ???" "Not long !, if you set your relationship on sound financial terms " was the reply. " Elaborate please ?" the new "Dressage Husband" pleaded. "Before the wedding, we signed a "Dressage prenuptial" We agreed that every time I propose a little "BE NICE TO ME DARLING" I have to put what it worth for me in a piggy bank box , and every time she says NO!! , she puts what it worth for her in the same box . We got this all singing and dancing horse-box on our 2nd anniversary" was the "Senior Dressage Husband" explanation