Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Getting her pregenant

During the Slumber ford Premier league dressage competition we were all standing by the arena watching THAT GIRL on her way to win ANOTHER class. The way that the test was progressing , ONLY an earthquake or something bigger was going to stop her from winning this class too. All those watching were nodding heads or voicing opinions of admirations to what we were all witnessing “ another superior act of riding”. When suddenly the Dressage husband on my left said loud enough for all to hear “ I HAVE GOT TO GET THIS GIRL PREGNANT!!!” The one standing on his right turned to him and said (what we all were thinking) “YOU DIRTY OLD MAN DOES YOUR WIFE KNOWS WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN YOU ARE WATCHING DRESSAGE?”. “Absolutely it is actually her idea, She the one that must be obeyed , said this morning , that she is so fed up with THAT GIRL WINNING EVERY CLASS that both of them are entered in . I was told DO SOME THING ABOUT IT whatever it takes !!! I want one show with OUT her in it!!! . Her best friend listening to all this from the side joined in the conversation and said “ Gentlemen knowing her IT WILL BE ONLY F ONE CLASS!!!”