Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Little effort

A Dressage Husband noticed that the horse box was ready and loaded with his Mrs horse . “WHAT is this horse doing on the lorry ?” He asked . The wife informed him that if she is expected to continue providing MATRIMONIAL services at her age , she is going to have a bit of fun and take her horse to some competitions. In a nut shell the message was that “If she is fit enough for shagging she is fit enough SHOWING ” To her surprise his respond was “Great I am coming with you “ “That’s nice I appreciate your support” was her reaction. “Not support dear just curiosity , I want to see if you are going to come anywhere with so LITTLE EFFORT!”