Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.


The phone rings  at the At Mr Archi Smith Taylor  stud  farm .
"Can I speak to  Mr Archi Smith Taylor please "  the gentleman on the other side of the line inquires.
" Unfortunately he is unavailable at the moment "  the stud secretary replies .
" I would really like to speak to him !!"  the gentleman insist .
"Sir" the secretary responds "if it is any thing to do with  BREEDING , I have been  Mr Archi Smith Taylor assistant for the last 32 years I am sure I can help !!!!"
"Well it is about his son " the gentleman says  " He got my daughter PREGNENANT !!!!!!"
A long silence  and then the secretary responded 
"For the pony stallion Mr Archi Smith Taylor charges £350, for the Dressage stallion you pay £575 but I must admit I don't know what the fee is for his SON "