Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.


Dressage husband  was tired  and eager  To get back  home   (Rugby was on).  It was a long day at the Dressage show . He fetched,  he carried   ,supported  , consoled  ,lied  and  pretended , all in the name   of DRESSAGE HUSBAND  roll   , now he wanted to get back home.
He  approached  his Mrs  and gingerly said   “  Darling  can we please  go home”
His wife  as   it   is normal   with  all Dressage Divas   in the  similar  situation  ( when they sense  that they are no longer the centre of  attention)  started an intense , involved  conversation with another Diva   about the last   movement of   the last test.
“PPPleasse  DARLING  can we go home “ her husband   pleaded as he  started  walking towards the horse box.
“JUST A MINUTE”  was her reply, pretending  to end the conversation.
Several minutes later   “PPPLLLEEEAAASSSE  lets go home “  Dressage husband  was heard  crying   from the horse box.
“ I am  COMING    ,I  am COMING  ,I am   COMMMINNG”    was the predicted responds   skipping from leg to leg as if in a  hurry  to end the conversation.    to which    a voice  was heard from another horse box   “  Don’t believe a word   !!!! they are so good at   FAKING      it “