Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Cold sores

On completing her test (prelim 7) plump lady dismounted blue the cob walked to the rear lifted his tail and pressed a kiss where the sun never shine,

The dismayed judge called her and said "I am pleased you are happy with your horses performance but is it appropriate to show your pleasure in this manner in public"

Blues owner replied " It has nothing to do with the test I simply have a terrible cold sore"

Interested the judge asked " and this cures it??"

"Not at all" replied plump Lady " BUT IT STOPS ME FROM LICKING MY LIPS"