Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Jdges agreeing

With the emancipation  of the Islamic  world  we are soon going to have on the market  a whole lot of discarded un wanted Burkas,   at rock bottom prices.
The  FEI  recognized the opportunity  and purchased  a lot job, to be used  as one of the measures  to  combat bias in dressage competitions .
The Burkas can be used in one of the two possibilities ,cover the  riders  with only their eyes peering through the slot  and they will not be able to complain this judge  does not like them.
Or the other option, cover the judges beyond recognition  and they will have the confidence to judge  as they see,  with out the worry of repercussions.
The matter was referred to   five of the most senior judges,  to agree which option will serve the sport best , AN HERE  IS THE PROBLEM!!!