Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Efficiency
One of British Equestrian Federation most progressive innovations is the professional attitude the federation is trying to cultivate within its membership , sport!!! and riding is no different, is not just a game , in order to survive in these modern times a sportsman has to look like ,act like and be a professional in his field .
For that reason from time to time the BEF conduct seminars and clinics given by successful and experienced professionals not from the equestrian community for the benefit of young trainers and riders.
During one of these clinics the the renowned business guru Sir Marlon Brandon EMPHASISED to the participants that efficiency, good use of time and personal energy are the back bone to success .
Junior Trainer MOTIVATED and EXITED after the efficiency clinic made a note to instil professionalism to his stable staff and the first activity to be tackled is the long drawn, time wasting manner in which the horses were being tacked up in his yard.
He explained to his working student /groom that from now on when asked to tack up a horse it is no longer acceptable to walk out of the tack room carrying only a saddle ,returning to collect the girth then another trip to bring the front boots which are marked size small for a 17hh horse, requiring another journey to the tack room and few more until all the equipment has been assembled so the tacking up can commence , as a side note he mentioned that the horse to be tacked up is the one meant to be tacked up not the one the collected tack belonged to AND by the way all members of staff Please note that a broom is not some kind of self propelled mechanical instrument and in general requires some energetically induced pushing.
In principle the allocated time for tacking up a horse will BE no LONGER then 10 to 12 minutes and that includes the feet picking as well, the usual duration of 51 minutes that used to take 3 members of staff to prepare the wrong horse with the wrong tack is no longer acceptable in Junior trainer,s yard.
Some month later Junior Trainer met Sir Marlon Brandon in a BEF social function and he used the opportunity to thank him for the enlightening, inspiring and life changing lecture.
A very pleased (with himself) Sir Marlon Brandon inquired with Junior Trainer if he was able to implement practically any of the points learnt in the “efficiency seminar “ and has he passed any of it on to his staff.
Junior Trainer assured him that he had followed Sir Marlon Brandon advise to the letter , he identified what had to be rectified passed the information to his working student/ groom and now efficiency rules the yard , for instance tacking up TIME takes at the MOST 10 to 12 minutes NOT A SECOND LONGER .
“That's wonderful “ Sir Marlon Brandon said “and what did your working student/groom say when you relayed this information to her/him ? “
Junior Trainer replied “when I told her how professional we are going to be and how we are going to do it, she told me “ YOU CAN F,,,,,OFF “ so now I am doing it ALL BY MYSELF”