Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Dressage relationship
A dressage husband returns home after a long day in the office and announces to his Diva that that his mate Paul from work is coming for supper and will be arriving in about an hour , the wife the Dressage Diva gave him one of her special sideways looks and said “WHAT TONIGHT???”
“How could you, the sink is full with dishes you have not done yesterday, the ponies are still out , the arena must be levelled before Senior Trainer comes first thing tomorrow morning to help work out how to do rising in the BD Halt walk free style test and you know I don't do cooking when I am focussing for a dressage competition”
“Absolutely dear absolutely that's why I have invited him for diner to night “ Dressage Husband replied .
“IS HE GOING TO HELP YOU CLEAN MY BOOTS while sharing a beer ? ”Dressage Diva said sarcastically.
“I sure hope so “ Husband replied again
Dressage Diva in a petulant tone of voice “ So inconsiderate of you !! with all the pressure I am going through of new rules , having to get fit enough for rising trot , HOW COULD YOU DO IT TO ME???”.
“It has nothing to do with you it is for him”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING TO DO WITH ME ?????????????” Dressage Diva questioned with a tone of surprised amazement.
“Well dear it is like this, Paul mentioned this morning that he has a girl friend who is into dressage like you my wife and he is going to propose to her over the week end , I thought it will only be sportingly fair to invite him for supper at our house ”