Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Fifty shades of bay
Fifty shades of bay
At the first opportunity between classes Dressage Diva cornered a Dressage Judge (a one which in cricketing terms bats for the right team) explaining the predicament she is facing .
She informed the judge that it is matter of life and death that she raises her dressage scores considerably , as Dressage Husband started to make noises that her dressage achievements (scores) do not match his sacrifice of “Total Dressage induced marital celibacy” and unless she can present him with more then just a consolation rosette awarded to participants in “ BD nearly halt (rising optional)” competition, her excuses for not fulfilling marital duties on the grounds of impending important competition or training sessions with a Top Trainer , will cut no ice and she will be forced to abdicate her position of Dressage Diva and assume her original the less glamour's roll of Plump house wife .
Dressage Diva insinuated (actually she was quite open about it ) that she is willing to take any necessary actions what ever he may suggest to help raise her scores at the next competition he is judging.
The judge paused and then asked “ anything?????”
“what ever it takes” was the reply .
“A bit unusual” was the judge’s first responds .
“I will do that too, how ever unusual , if you wish “ was Dressage Diva’s responds to his responds.
“I am sure I can help you then “ the judge said and continued.
“ARE YOU FREE NEXT FRIDAY ?”
“I can make my self “ Dressage Diva nodded .
“Good “ the judge carried on “For a little trip to Bedford” words that brought a little gesture of willingness in Dressage Diva’s body language .
And then he added that the well known judge Mr Clark is giving a special clinic titled “THROUGH THE JUDGES EYES---- HOW TO RAISE ONES SCORES you will learn a lot if you attend” were his last words