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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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PAYING FOR STUUD FEE
The phone rings at the At Mr Archi Smith Taylor stud farm .
"Can I speak to Mr Archi Smith Taylor please " the gentleman on the other side of the line inquires.
" Unfortunately he is unavailable at the moment " the stud secretary replies .
" I would really like to speak to him !!" the gentleman insist .
"Sir" the secretary responds "if it is any thing to do with BREEDING , I have been Mr Archi Smith Taylor assistant for the last 32 years I am sure I can help !!!!"
"Well it is about his son " the gentleman says " He got my daughter PREGNENANT !!!!!!"
A long silence and then the secretary responded
"For the pony stallion Mr Archi Smith Taylor charges £350, for the Dressage stallion you pay £575 but I must admit I don't know what the fee is for his SON "
