Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Lockdown
Lockdown
I am very much looking forward for the government to impose a total “lockdown†over the country .
Just think of them millions of people being stuck in the confinement of 4 walls , nothing to do but count the number of grains in a 20kg bag of oats – 20452 if you care to know .
Knowing that you are not high on anybody’s list when it comes to food and care , there is a queue for everything and you are the last one in it .
The total loneliness and isolation of the long distance runner while staying in one’s own bed .
THE compulsory “SAFE distance†from other members of the family e.g.; spouse .
So what’s new about all this? we “Dressage Husbands†have been experiencing this for years .