Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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New recruit induction
Senior trainers new recruit, the young girl that moved from Marco de Graber yard for a new position of authority and appreciation at Senior Trainers yard , was greeted by
Senior trainers assistant Junior trainer took the new recruit for an induction tour around the yard,
While they were inspecting the tack room the young lady aske Junior Trainer as to “what do you reckons my duties will be ?”
“Pretty much the same as at Marcos yard I imagine” Junior said
“aaah “ she exclaimed “so will it be ok to hang my cloths on this saddle horse” .
Junior Trainer continued in the induction and explained to the new recruit “There is way to handle Senior Trainers indiscreet advances “
“HOW, HOW “ she asked
“As soon as you take your cloths off I will show you “ Junior trainer concluded
Senior trainers assistant Junior trainer took the new recruit for an induction tour around the yard,
While they were inspecting the tack room the young lady aske Junior Trainer as to “what do you reckons my duties will be ?”
“Pretty much the same as at Marcos yard I imagine” Junior said
“aaah “ she exclaimed “so will it be ok to hang my cloths on this saddle horse” .
Junior Trainer continued in the induction and explained to the new recruit “There is way to handle Senior Trainers indiscreet advances “
“HOW, HOW “ she asked
“As soon as you take your cloths off I will show you “ Junior trainer concluded