Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Fair Justice
During the recent CDI I had a social chat with a well-known foreign European judge .
The two of us had a shared interest in the same DD (Dressage Diva) , I have been her trainer for some time and he just started dating her . Yes some foreign Dressage judges do the opposite sex .
Knowing the implications of being involved with a DD , I asked our judge with genuine concern “ How is your relationship with her highness going?â€
“There is no relationship with ANY body ,and it’s all YOUR FAULT!!†was his reply.
“MY ? what have I to do with your relationship ?†I said in a surprised tone voice .
He continued “ The other night while we were alone in her house and never mind what we were doing , she kept looking in the mirror, you FEEL all right darling I asked ???. To which she replied “ ACCORDING to my trainer (me) when it comes dressage judges and SCORING it is not what it FEEL LIKE but what it LOOK like and what I am seeing AINT going to score very high anywhereâ€
“Aahhh it’s only fair for all the 5s I got from him over the years “