Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Disappointing Ride
There was a new Dressage Husband on the seen, to every ones surprise it was not the usual kind, unlike all other Dressage Husband he did not fetch , carry or dance around to his Dressage Diva’s tune. In spite of every ones prediction he lasted longer then anticipated . During the Meyrscough premier league show a delegate was sent by the committee of the “ international Dressage Husbands club” to find the secret of the relationship between that Diva and her Dressage Husband.
His explanation was that he may not be so special in the daily mundane chores of boot cleaning hay net filling etc. but when it comes to the rare moments of intimacy between them he is like a well trained talented stallion ready and able to answer all his mistresses demands with a swinging back and athletic movement.
“Such as ?” the other husbands inquired .
“My wife only has to hint and I know what her wishes are , she clicks and I quicken , whoooo boy ,and I take my time , work in hand is not limited to horses only , for every eventuality I am able to give her the best of rides”
The other husbands listened carefully and then one asked “and what if she comes out with a comment like this mare needs working longer and deeper what do you do then”
“Ahaa that's the only time she is for a disappointing RIDE “ the new Dressage Husband replied .