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Equestrian underpants
Equestrian Knickers
From reading the posts on British Dressage forum, it is clear that one of the hottest topics at the moment is the “what under pants are most suitable for riding”, it seems that dressage riders are willing to compromise on tack as one member revealed doing dressage in a JUMPING saddle, there is some leeway on horses type as they come in many shapes breeds and forms ,BUT NO ONE WILL ACCEPT DOING DRESSAGE IN NOTHING BUT THE BEST FITTING PERFECTLY SUITABLE FOR THE JOB KNICKERS .
Like any thing in dressage there is no unanimous agreement what is the right knickers for the job and each person has its own expectations from the underpants' input to a successful ride. Some believe that comfort and cushioning is all that can be expected from a pair of equestrian underpants , others are willing to accept being wedged in the middle as long that it induces the rider to sit to the extended trot , the most sensitive riders insist on a garment that will allow the micro messages between the horses back and the riders back side to flow back and forth unhindered.
For me this thread and the one about “what bra to wear” were most enlightening about the dressage riders sexuality and how broad minded most of us are, because in selecting underpants most riders are not constricted by protocol or etiquettes there are no boundaries of what is right or acceptable , for instance if well known senior rider from Sussex was spotted wearing a Jennifer Lopes type thong with frilly ribbons it is by no mean an indication of his belated found femininity, but simple realization that in order to ride like Charlotte he has to dress like Charlotte.
During the national championship Junior Trainer took some time off to wonder around the trade stands ,when he approached “ Heavenly designs” tack stands he noticed his old friend Plump Lady inquiring about the latest innovation “Better hands gloves” Which guarantee to transform boxers mitts to Hesters hands.
Junior watched how the sale assistant ,that was young, tall, slim with hair style of 3 shades of blond with discreet tattoo and a pierced ear, wearing jeans tighter then a size to small condom , gently held Plump hand, stroking it up and down several times with his long delicate fingers and then in the most sexiest voice Junior ever heard he said “Madam you need size small plus with a fury inner lining, it is quit the thing to show a little inner fur now days”.
Junior Trainer waited for Plump Lady to finish her shopping and then he approached the, young, tall, slim with hair style of 3 shades of blond with discreet tattoo and a pierced ear ,with jeans tighter then a size to small condom , shop assistant and asked, “ I will be ever so grateful if you can help ME select the most suitable equestrian under pants “.
Eventually a decision has been made and Junior left “Heavenly designs” tack stand with boxer shorts with a Union Jack logo and a sign go team GB go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Junior rushed to Senior Trainers horse box to show his mentor what's going to be the making of his riding career .
While in the living area of the horse box he could not fail to see a pile neatly folded ladies underpants resting on the bench, he turned to Senior Trainer and asked “Since when have you been using ladies under pants?”
Senior Trainer paused for a moment and then replied “ SINCE MY WIFE FOUND A PAIR IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT OF MY CAR”
From reading the posts on British Dressage forum, it is clear that one of the hottest topics at the moment is the “what under pants are most suitable for riding”, it seems that dressage riders are willing to compromise on tack as one member revealed doing dressage in a JUMPING saddle, there is some leeway on horses type as they come in many shapes breeds and forms ,BUT NO ONE WILL ACCEPT DOING DRESSAGE IN NOTHING BUT THE BEST FITTING PERFECTLY SUITABLE FOR THE JOB KNICKERS .
Like any thing in dressage there is no unanimous agreement what is the right knickers for the job and each person has its own expectations from the underpants' input to a successful ride. Some believe that comfort and cushioning is all that can be expected from a pair of equestrian underpants , others are willing to accept being wedged in the middle as long that it induces the rider to sit to the extended trot , the most sensitive riders insist on a garment that will allow the micro messages between the horses back and the riders back side to flow back and forth unhindered.
For me this thread and the one about “what bra to wear” were most enlightening about the dressage riders sexuality and how broad minded most of us are, because in selecting underpants most riders are not constricted by protocol or etiquettes there are no boundaries of what is right or acceptable , for instance if well known senior rider from Sussex was spotted wearing a Jennifer Lopes type thong with frilly ribbons it is by no mean an indication of his belated found femininity, but simple realization that in order to ride like Charlotte he has to dress like Charlotte.
During the national championship Junior Trainer took some time off to wonder around the trade stands ,when he approached “ Heavenly designs” tack stands he noticed his old friend Plump Lady inquiring about the latest innovation “Better hands gloves” Which guarantee to transform boxers mitts to Hesters hands.
Junior watched how the sale assistant ,that was young, tall, slim with hair style of 3 shades of blond with discreet tattoo and a pierced ear, wearing jeans tighter then a size to small condom , gently held Plump hand, stroking it up and down several times with his long delicate fingers and then in the most sexiest voice Junior ever heard he said “Madam you need size small plus with a fury inner lining, it is quit the thing to show a little inner fur now days”.
Junior Trainer waited for Plump Lady to finish her shopping and then he approached the, young, tall, slim with hair style of 3 shades of blond with discreet tattoo and a pierced ear ,with jeans tighter then a size to small condom , shop assistant and asked, “ I will be ever so grateful if you can help ME select the most suitable equestrian under pants “.
Eventually a decision has been made and Junior left “Heavenly designs” tack stand with boxer shorts with a Union Jack logo and a sign go team GB go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Junior rushed to Senior Trainers horse box to show his mentor what's going to be the making of his riding career .
While in the living area of the horse box he could not fail to see a pile neatly folded ladies underpants resting on the bench, he turned to Senior Trainer and asked “Since when have you been using ladies under pants?”
Senior Trainer paused for a moment and then replied “ SINCE MY WIFE FOUND A PAIR IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT OF MY CAR”