Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Selling a horse
Many years ago I worked for Kurt Blochinger, who specialised in selling dressage horses to the wannabe top riders. The team consisted of Kurt, me and Ursula. Now Ursula could be described in a single word, ‘HONEY’. Most men in her company would keep their hands in their pockets on the pretence of fumbling for the keys and once she opened her mouth only a volcano would have been more eruptive. She could ride too. If it was a male client, or the husband of a client, then a sale was always concluded and they left with a horse and a wet dream. All was well until a client rang within a few hours of purchasing a horse and asked to speak to Ursula.
"What about the f**k you promised?"
To which Ursula replied, "YOU GOT THAT WHEN YOU BOUGHT THE HORSE!"
"What about the f**k you promised?"
To which Ursula replied, "YOU GOT THAT WHEN YOU BOUGHT THE HORSE!"