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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Faking
Dressage husband was tired and eager To get back home (Rugby was on). It was a long day at the Dressage show . He fetched, he carried ,supported , consoled ,lied and pretended , all in the name of DRESSAGE HUSBAND roll , now he wanted to get back home.
He approached his Mrs and gingerly said “ Darling can we please go home”
His wife as it is normal with all Dressage Divas in the similar situation ( when they sense that they are no longer the centre of attention) started an intense , involved conversation with another Diva about the last movement of the last test.
“PPPleasse DARLING can we go home “ her husband pleaded as he started walking towards the horse box.
“JUST A MINUTE” was her reply, pretending to end the conversation.
Several minutes later “PPPLLLEEEAAASSSE lets go home “ Dressage husband was heard crying from the horse box.
“ I am COMING ,I am COMING ,I am COMMMINNG” was the predicted responds skipping from leg to leg as if in a hurry to end the conversation. to which a voice was heard from another horse box “ Don’t believe a word !!!! they are so good at FAKING it “
He approached his Mrs and gingerly said “ Darling can we please go home”
His wife as it is normal with all Dressage Divas in the similar situation ( when they sense that they are no longer the centre of attention) started an intense , involved conversation with another Diva about the last movement of the last test.
“PPPleasse DARLING can we go home “ her husband pleaded as he started walking towards the horse box.
“JUST A MINUTE” was her reply, pretending to end the conversation.
Several minutes later “PPPLLLEEEAAASSSE lets go home “ Dressage husband was heard crying from the horse box.
“ I am COMING ,I am COMING ,I am COMMMINNG” was the predicted responds skipping from leg to leg as if in a hurry to end the conversation. to which a voice was heard from another horse box “ Don’t believe a word !!!! they are so good at FAKING it “
