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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Cant treat a horse like this
Cant treat a horse like this
During the Geneva world cup show a group of show jumpers went down town for a meal and few beers, as it often happens in these circumstances after few beers the conversation turned to sex, or the lack of it if you are married , latest conquests and few indiscreet innuendos.
One of the guys shouted across the table to his mate “ DID YOU TRY IT WITH THE LEATHER ROPES ?”
“Yes I did “ was the reply with a grin on his face.
The guy on his left contributed his bit by informing every one that he loves the feel of the head down there , and then he continued that the trick is in introducing it slowly “ It Makes the bum move better” he summed up.
The only female show jumper among this group raised her voice and said “YOU GUYS ARE SICK YOU ALL NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER”, with the obvious expected responds from the boys “Come and show us how to do it , we will bring the hobbles !!!!!”
ON the table next to this rowdy group were sitting two middle aged Swiss ladies , prim and proper well dressed and immaculately manicured like only the middle aged Swiss can be. They could not avoid hearing the on going next to them and from their body language (important thing this body language when riding horses) their displeasure from the conversation, was clear to every one.
When one of the boys suggested that his last ride was not just any ride it was an M&S ride ( the Marks and Spencer advert ) , one of the ladies stood up approached the group and in a very Swiss accent addressed them “ Gentlemen and you lady too ,I would like to inform you that in this country it is no longer permitted to treat horses in this abusive manner”
During the Geneva world cup show a group of show jumpers went down town for a meal and few beers, as it often happens in these circumstances after few beers the conversation turned to sex, or the lack of it if you are married , latest conquests and few indiscreet innuendos.
One of the guys shouted across the table to his mate “ DID YOU TRY IT WITH THE LEATHER ROPES ?”
“Yes I did “ was the reply with a grin on his face.
The guy on his left contributed his bit by informing every one that he loves the feel of the head down there , and then he continued that the trick is in introducing it slowly “ It Makes the bum move better” he summed up.
The only female show jumper among this group raised her voice and said “YOU GUYS ARE SICK YOU ALL NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER”, with the obvious expected responds from the boys “Come and show us how to do it , we will bring the hobbles !!!!!”
ON the table next to this rowdy group were sitting two middle aged Swiss ladies , prim and proper well dressed and immaculately manicured like only the middle aged Swiss can be. They could not avoid hearing the on going next to them and from their body language (important thing this body language when riding horses) their displeasure from the conversation, was clear to every one.
When one of the boys suggested that his last ride was not just any ride it was an M&S ride ( the Marks and Spencer advert ) , one of the ladies stood up approached the group and in a very Swiss accent addressed them “ Gentlemen and you lady too ,I would like to inform you that in this country it is no longer permitted to treat horses in this abusive manner”
