Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Remebering tests
For some the most daunting aspect of dressage is the memorising of tests.
There are those that can ride all the intricate movements and exercisers in the FEI curriculum but can never gets them in the right order or place .
People that have phenomenal skills in other spheres where memorising details is essential to success become totally paralysed and frozen when faced with the dilemma of turning right or left at C.
Until recently a problem like this was a personal matter to be solved by the individual with little help, no self respecting dressage rider would admit to the world that he is a TEST FORGETTER hence those with this debilitating predicament would spend hours on their own, devising a system to assist in learning and memorising a dressage test.
Ideas varied from a bed partner reminding the rider every night that after the centre the turn is always left or right according to ones orientation, to a practical simulation of a dressage test , practised on ones hands and knees in the arena 100s times .
Fortunately now days for every problem there is a solutions , for every difficulty there is an expert assistance on hand and the latest service available to the dressage public is a Test Memorising Course in short T,M,C , offered by the “ British Dressage Test Memorising Council” in short B,D,T,M,C .
During an area dressage competition one Junior Competitor inquired with a Top Competitor about this new innovation and how effective was the memory clinic Top competitor attended recently?.
"Outstanding," replied the Top Competitor. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it's made a big difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of that course?"Junior Competitor asked.
Top Competitor went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. "Rose, what was the name of that course I went on yesterday?"