Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Not negotiable
The Mrs informed me about her intended where about for the next few weeks, which included an extended trip to the European Championship and other destinations, with the implications that I will have to fend for my self during her period of absence.
Among the things I will have to get accustomed to be without during this time are early morning tea in bed and other marital benefits in that order of importance.
My reply was that while she is preparing her leisure time not to forget, that according to the village gossip, due to the recent demographic changes to our rural location , there are several female new comers to the area that for a mere £25 and a bottle of WINE will love one for the whoooolllllllle night long .
The Mrs gave me one of her special looks , reserved for occasions that one knows are not negotiable and said “YOU ARE NOT GIVING MY WINE to anybody”
Among the things I will have to get accustomed to be without during this time are early morning tea in bed and other marital benefits in that order of importance.
My reply was that while she is preparing her leisure time not to forget, that according to the village gossip, due to the recent demographic changes to our rural location , there are several female new comers to the area that for a mere £25 and a bottle of WINE will love one for the whoooolllllllle night long .
The Mrs gave me one of her special looks , reserved for occasions that one knows are not negotiable and said “YOU ARE NOT GIVING MY WINE to anybody”