Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Hat standards
Hat standards
Lady Suckley and Plump Lady were cooling down their horses during the Myerscough premier league show, they were walking along side each other deep in conversation totally oblivious to the other competitors searching for a bit of vacant arena space in order to warm up their horses.
Plump Lady was on Bluey the cob while Lady suckley was towering above her on her latest acquisition the Zonik look alike fire snorting black stallion.
As in an afterthought Lady Suckley told Plump Lady that she has been (Lady Suckley) selected to represent Great Britten in the new FEI championship in which each member of a team perform one single movement to be challenged by members of other teams performing the same movement in turns, she (Lady Suckley ) was selected to perform the HALT AGAINST THE CLOCK test .
plump Lady respond was “WWWHAAAaaa You will have to get a new riding hat”.
“WHY that? Asked Lady Suckley “ my hat is fully compliance with the FEI standards and specifications”.
“Nothing to do with FEI safety standards or specification“ Plump Lady replied “ I just don’t think your head will fit into your current size HAT any more”.
Flossy
Lady Suckley and Plump Lady were cooling down their horses during the Myerscough premier league show, they were walking along side each other deep in conversation totally oblivious to the other competitors searching for a bit of vacant arena space in order to warm up their horses.
Plump Lady was on Bluey the cob while Lady suckley was towering above her on her latest acquisition the Zonik look alike fire snorting black stallion.
As in an afterthought Lady Suckley told Plump Lady that she has been (Lady Suckley) selected to represent Great Britten in the new FEI championship in which each member of a team perform one single movement to be challenged by members of other teams performing the same movement in turns, she (Lady Suckley ) was selected to perform the HALT AGAINST THE CLOCK test .
plump Lady respond was “WWWHAAAaaa You will have to get a new riding hat”.
“WHY that? Asked Lady Suckley “ my hat is fully compliance with the FEI standards and specifications”.
“Nothing to do with FEI safety standards or specification“ Plump Lady replied “ I just don’t think your head will fit into your current size HAT any more”.
Flossy