Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Life is not fair
LIFE IS NOT FAIR
Life is not fair
Old trainer took one of his clients, a new comer to the sport, to the PSI sales for a little introduction of nose around to the world of dressage.
The new guy showed little emotions and looked un impressed from the razz matazz and the happenings until one of the horses , a chestnut mare , started to attract significantly high bids.
When the bids reached £780000 the new comer turned to the old trainer and said “no horse is worth that sort of money what does they see in her?”
The old trainer pointed to him to observe the rear end of the horse “ look how strong it is ,watch how she move and wriggle it about like a sexy woman , it is beauty in size, that why they all bidding for it “
“That's really not fair “ the new comer replied “Her at home looks just the same from behind I doubt if I get a tenner for her on the open market”
Life is not fair
Old trainer took one of his clients, a new comer to the sport, to the PSI sales for a little introduction of nose around to the world of dressage.
The new guy showed little emotions and looked un impressed from the razz matazz and the happenings until one of the horses , a chestnut mare , started to attract significantly high bids.
When the bids reached £780000 the new comer turned to the old trainer and said “no horse is worth that sort of money what does they see in her?”
The old trainer pointed to him to observe the rear end of the horse “ look how strong it is ,watch how she move and wriggle it about like a sexy woman , it is beauty in size, that why they all bidding for it “
“That's really not fair “ the new comer replied “Her at home looks just the same from behind I doubt if I get a tenner for her on the open market”