Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Rules for any eventuality
The members meeting , that took place during the winter championship , was a lively event . In light of the new competition structure and the unknown future that it will bring , the members raised many relevant concerns, for each point raised from the floor the BD rules and fixtures executive assured the members that a rule has been or will be implemented to maintain law ,order and fairness of the new system .
No one will be able to take advantage of the new competition system and structure because we have RULES.
From the back of the room a masculine voice was heard “seems like BD have a rule for everything”
The BD rules and fixture executive replied “YYEEESSSSE Sir we pride ourselves for FORWARD thinking of any eventuality that may arise, pre-empts any situation with an appropriate rule, INFORM the membership, INSTRUCT the stewards and run an efficient happy for all show!”
From the back of the room the masculine voice, “ I suppose you even have a rule defining what I can or can’t do with my wife!!”
“No Sir we DO NOT go to this extent” the BD rules and fixtures executive replied.
From the back of the room the masculine voice again “So it is not contrary to BD rules if I snuck on my wife from behind grabbed her BB with both hands while pressing my body with full contacts to her even BB and proceeds to do you know what,,,,,,,”
The rules and fixtures executive responds was clear as crystal “SIR!! What is between a man and his wife or to this matter between man to his man is between a man and his partner , it is of no concern to BD members , judges or anyone with any official roll within BD”
“WELL !! “ the masculine voice From the back of the room was heard again “In this case you better make sure your ring side steward in charge of the main arena is well acquainted with the rules HE WAS MIGHTY PISSED OFF WITH ME AND MY WIFE THIS MORNING!!”
No one will be able to take advantage of the new competition system and structure because we have RULES.
From the back of the room a masculine voice was heard “seems like BD have a rule for everything”
The BD rules and fixture executive replied “YYEEESSSSE Sir we pride ourselves for FORWARD thinking of any eventuality that may arise, pre-empts any situation with an appropriate rule, INFORM the membership, INSTRUCT the stewards and run an efficient happy for all show!”
From the back of the room the masculine voice, “ I suppose you even have a rule defining what I can or can’t do with my wife!!”
“No Sir we DO NOT go to this extent” the BD rules and fixtures executive replied.
From the back of the room the masculine voice again “So it is not contrary to BD rules if I snuck on my wife from behind grabbed her BB with both hands while pressing my body with full contacts to her even BB and proceeds to do you know what,,,,,,,”
The rules and fixtures executive responds was clear as crystal “SIR!! What is between a man and his wife or to this matter between man to his man is between a man and his partner , it is of no concern to BD members , judges or anyone with any official roll within BD”
“WELL !! “ the masculine voice From the back of the room was heard again “In this case you better make sure your ring side steward in charge of the main arena is well acquainted with the rules HE WAS MIGHTY PISSED OFF WITH ME AND MY WIFE THIS MORNING!!”