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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Ill fitting saddle
“There is nothing wrong with this saddle” the saddle fitter said for the umpteen times .
“THIS SADDLE IS NOT RIGHT LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER “ the Dressage Diva replied for the umpteen times .
The saddle fitter got up on his little stool lowered his face as close as possible to the saddle examined it from all angles and said “There is nothing wrong with this saddle, it fits the horse perfectly “
“THIS SADDLE IS NOT RIGHT LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER “ the Dressage Diva replied.
The saddle fitter got as close as it is physically possible to the saddle, his chin practically touching the leather seat and in a tone of voice that expressed all the frustration of a man facing the the illogical logic of a female Dressage Diva he replied “Madam if I got any closer to this saddle IT WILL RUB MY SKIN RAW”.
“YOU SEE I TOLD YOU THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS SADDLE” The Dressage Diva said “AND I WAS ONLY SITTING ON IT”
