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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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A new saddle
Junior trainer was concerned about lady Lavonia body language in the canter .
Every time he commanded her to STRIKE INTO A CANTER her body will get into a spasm , shaking and shivering, by the time she regained control over her body she was well passed the next marker and movement. No amount of instruction “sit still! , be ready! , control your body!” made any difference .,every transition into canter produced this dancing Dervish kind of movement.
Junior called her in and emphasised that the essence of good riding is body control and she must try harder or she will never be able to reach the heights of dressage.
Lady L explained to JT that every time she uses her pelvic as instructed in the canter movement it causes her to reach an orgasm . A little perplexed JT said ” you really have to do some thing about it “
To which lady L replied ” I have, I ordered A NEW ALBI SADDLE WITH THE EXTRA HIGH POMMEL”
Every time he commanded her to STRIKE INTO A CANTER her body will get into a spasm , shaking and shivering, by the time she regained control over her body she was well passed the next marker and movement. No amount of instruction “sit still! , be ready! , control your body!” made any difference .,every transition into canter produced this dancing Dervish kind of movement.
Junior called her in and emphasised that the essence of good riding is body control and she must try harder or she will never be able to reach the heights of dressage.
Lady L explained to JT that every time she uses her pelvic as instructed in the canter movement it causes her to reach an orgasm . A little perplexed JT said ” you really have to do some thing about it “
To which lady L replied ” I have, I ordered A NEW ALBI SADDLE WITH THE EXTRA HIGH POMMEL”
