Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Only sucking
During the Hickstead Premier League I could not avoid hearing the conversation between two well preserved Dressage Divas .
They were having a short break during the warm up before a test . Oblivious to everyone else they were walking their horses, one on the track the other alongside her deep in conversation .
No amount of the other competitors , stewards etc requesting politely or not so politely “track free please , TRACK FREEEEEEEE !!†the two of them in their own pre-test BUBBLE .
Diva A. “WHERE IS Henry today (the usually in tow Dressage Husband) ?
Diva B “at home doing my VAT returns “
Diva A “Lucky you my Henry only sucks “
Diva B “Staff the VAT I wished mine did more of that “