Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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No bottle opner
No bottle opner
From the video recently released on FB it is clear that at the Olympic games apart from the official sporting events athletes has engage in their own unofficial competitions making good use of the Olympic village dormitories , being competitive type of individuals even in maters of between him and her, or him and him , or her and her ,there is an under current of competitiveness in which athletes has to prove who is better then who even in these matters .
During the recent games the well known GP rider Marco de Graber took a shine to an east European female decathlon competitor , when he suggested that they should engage in some extracurricular activity not from the official schedule This fit looking strong female tiger questioned a dressage rider’s level of fitness, strength and stamina to cope with the needs of a purposely bred east European amazon .
Marco de Graber assured her that he is not a GP rider for nothing and the years of riding any thing that moves, the Constance use of his back and loins , the thrust of his pelvic , the hardened nether parts of his body will insure that she will not get just any ride but a M&S ride not the Marks & Spencer one but the Marko’s Special ride . Marco suggested she should go to her room in the dormitories , get ready while he pops to the 24/7 shop for few bottles of beer to quash his thirst.
On his return with 2 pack of bottles one in each hand, he opens the door with his left foot and there in front of him in the middle of the room the east European lady , in a position that only once in the history of man kind was officially documented, in the Kama Sutra chapter 471 page 975 as “Venus butterfly upside down” in short the young sport woman was with out a stich to cover her body standing on her head, both legs neatly folded behind her back while her lower parts now her upper parts completely exposed. Marco de Graber just slightly out of his comfort zone , from sight in front of him, said “Hold on lady I did not mean for you to be that ready”
The east European sport woman reply was “That's nothing to do with being ready it is just that in these Olympic village dormitories they supply every thing apart from bottle openers and I thought you would want to have a beer first”
From the video recently released on FB it is clear that at the Olympic games apart from the official sporting events athletes has engage in their own unofficial competitions making good use of the Olympic village dormitories , being competitive type of individuals even in maters of between him and her, or him and him , or her and her ,there is an under current of competitiveness in which athletes has to prove who is better then who even in these matters .
During the recent games the well known GP rider Marco de Graber took a shine to an east European female decathlon competitor , when he suggested that they should engage in some extracurricular activity not from the official schedule This fit looking strong female tiger questioned a dressage rider’s level of fitness, strength and stamina to cope with the needs of a purposely bred east European amazon .
Marco de Graber assured her that he is not a GP rider for nothing and the years of riding any thing that moves, the Constance use of his back and loins , the thrust of his pelvic , the hardened nether parts of his body will insure that she will not get just any ride but a M&S ride not the Marks & Spencer one but the Marko’s Special ride . Marco suggested she should go to her room in the dormitories , get ready while he pops to the 24/7 shop for few bottles of beer to quash his thirst.
On his return with 2 pack of bottles one in each hand, he opens the door with his left foot and there in front of him in the middle of the room the east European lady , in a position that only once in the history of man kind was officially documented, in the Kama Sutra chapter 471 page 975 as “Venus butterfly upside down” in short the young sport woman was with out a stich to cover her body standing on her head, both legs neatly folded behind her back while her lower parts now her upper parts completely exposed. Marco de Graber just slightly out of his comfort zone , from sight in front of him, said “Hold on lady I did not mean for you to be that ready”
The east European sport woman reply was “That's nothing to do with being ready it is just that in these Olympic village dormitories they supply every thing apart from bottle openers and I thought you would want to have a beer first”