Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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You eliminate her
You eliminate her
Lady Suckley was just about to start her test , she was trotting around the arena waiting for the senior judge to ring the bell.
It’s going to be her day ! she could feel it , the horse worked in the best ever , Marco (de Grabber ) her trainer tuned the horse AND her to perfection , and then she seen the senior judge getting out of his box and walking towards one of the other judges .
“WHAT IS HE DOING ? WHY he is not ringing the bell ?” her mind went into overdrive .
The senior judge exchanged few words with the judge at H and then moved towards the next judge’s box.
“Stay focused, stay focused !!!!” Lady Suckley repeatedly reminded herself , watching how the senior judge exchanged in turn few words with each of the other 6 (7 in total)judges .
“Thank God he is getting to the last one I will be able to start, never in my life the horse felt as GOOD and this moron is having a chat with his fellow judges.
And then it could be heard by everyone , the last judge in the most irate tone of voice
“For the umpteen times NO I DID NOT RECIVE ANY MONEY FROM LADY’S SUCKLEY HUSBAND !! , or had SEXUAL relationship with her!! , everybody knows I don’t like girls any way , AND NEITHER WITH HER HUSBAND !!! He is much too old for THAT”.
And then in a relieved tone of voice the senior judge was heard “ GOOOOOOD , EXELLLLLEEEENT so you can eliminate her for ( breaking one of FEI Accepted Rules WHICH is not actual a Rule ) having too much BLING.
Lady Suckley was just about to start her test , she was trotting around the arena waiting for the senior judge to ring the bell.
It’s going to be her day ! she could feel it , the horse worked in the best ever , Marco (de Grabber ) her trainer tuned the horse AND her to perfection , and then she seen the senior judge getting out of his box and walking towards one of the other judges .
“WHAT IS HE DOING ? WHY he is not ringing the bell ?” her mind went into overdrive .
The senior judge exchanged few words with the judge at H and then moved towards the next judge’s box.
“Stay focused, stay focused !!!!” Lady Suckley repeatedly reminded herself , watching how the senior judge exchanged in turn few words with each of the other 6 (7 in total)judges .
“Thank God he is getting to the last one I will be able to start, never in my life the horse felt as GOOD and this moron is having a chat with his fellow judges.
And then it could be heard by everyone , the last judge in the most irate tone of voice
“For the umpteen times NO I DID NOT RECIVE ANY MONEY FROM LADY’S SUCKLEY HUSBAND !! , or had SEXUAL relationship with her!! , everybody knows I don’t like girls any way , AND NEITHER WITH HER HUSBAND !!! He is much too old for THAT”.
And then in a relieved tone of voice the senior judge was heard “ GOOOOOOD , EXELLLLLEEEENT so you can eliminate her for ( breaking one of FEI Accepted Rules WHICH is not actual a Rule ) having too much BLING.