Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Dads money
Dad’s money
Dressage husband was going through one of these periodical insecure sessions , he accepted the reality that he is not very high on the list of who or what would be rescued first in case of a house fire , how ever knowing it and accepting it are not the same .
For years he put with the love and affection bestowed on horses ,trainers ,vets ,the dressage boys etc. etc. etc. But now at this very moment he needed the reassurance that all men need not least a Dressage husband. And in one of the most inappropriate moment in a Dressage Diva’s life, just when she was on the verge of inner union with her stallion, Dressage Husband asked “Darling would you have married me EVEN if my father have not given me £10 millions as a 21st birth day gift “
From the look on her face and body language (very important this body language thing) it was clear that in moments of inner union with her stallion the last thing on her mind is some hypothetical irrelevant questions , her reply was “I REALLY DON'T GIVE A DAM WHO GAVE YOU THE MONEY”.
Well he knows now