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Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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250K HORSE
250k horse
An elderly gentleman drives into Alas smith&jones dealing yard, he gets out of his Bentley golden shadow walks to Mr Jones or Smith which ever he was , puts the thickest wade of £50 notes in his hand and says there is £250k in cash I want to buy the shitiest horse you have for sale.
Mr Jones or Smith which ever he was , looks at him and said “ for that's sort of money you can have the best horse in the country Sir”
“Thank you but no, I want the stupidest stifferiest donkey that you can find”
“Sir for 250k I can get you a horse of a life time one that will move like Vanegro , piaffe like Totilus and be as light in the hand as Utophy”
“Thank you but no thank you , I want a back breaker arm puller and most ignorant son of a mare you can find”
“AND FOR THIS YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY £250.000????”
“YEP” said the the old man
“Who is going to ride this horse may I ask? “inquires Mr Jones or Smith which ever he was
“My riding instructor the Top Trainer” said the old man
“Why are you buying a horse like this for your trainer”
“So once in his life the B,,,d will know what it feels like to be told that it is always your fault, you cant ride and you should consider another sport”
An elderly gentleman drives into Alas smith&jones dealing yard, he gets out of his Bentley golden shadow walks to Mr Jones or Smith which ever he was , puts the thickest wade of £50 notes in his hand and says there is £250k in cash I want to buy the shitiest horse you have for sale.
Mr Jones or Smith which ever he was , looks at him and said “ for that's sort of money you can have the best horse in the country Sir”
“Thank you but no, I want the stupidest stifferiest donkey that you can find”
“Sir for 250k I can get you a horse of a life time one that will move like Vanegro , piaffe like Totilus and be as light in the hand as Utophy”
“Thank you but no thank you , I want a back breaker arm puller and most ignorant son of a mare you can find”
“AND FOR THIS YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY £250.000????”
“YEP” said the the old man
“Who is going to ride this horse may I ask? “inquires Mr Jones or Smith which ever he was
“My riding instructor the Top Trainer” said the old man
“Why are you buying a horse like this for your trainer”
“So once in his life the B,,,d will know what it feels like to be told that it is always your fault, you cant ride and you should consider another sport”
