Loos

Nicer loos for the Nationals Pavilion please..

 

Senior Trainer  and Junior Trainer  were having lunch in the pavilion   with the other VIPs  and   CLEBS    when  Junior Trainer   said to Senior  Trainer “ I need the loo badly “

“That's not a problem the loos are just out side  on the right”  Senior Trainer  told him.

 

“I cant use the public  loos, you don't know who was there before you  and the seats are all plastic,  loos are like  dressage  saddles   it not just any  loo will do” Junior replied.

“In that case son come with me and  I will teach how to deal with this kind of predicament”  Senior trainer  said as he stepped out of the pavilion  marching towards  the biggest, poshest   most expensive horse box on display at the national  championship.

 

“So this is a 350k  horse box”  he addressed the man  polishing the  glitzy  shiny front bumper of this palace on wheels, “Yes it is “ the man replied  “but this is only the economy version”

“So what do we get for all this money”  Senior Trainer asked in his most upper class dis interested  voice.

There is not enough space or time to repeat all the sale  shpiel  supplied  by the horse box dealer,but  in a sentence, apart from flying to the moon vertically every thing else is included.

Senior trainer was still having his unimpressed look  “ what about   the living quarters  is that up to   GP dressage standard ?”

“Sir   the living area of our  horseboxes  were designed  and built by the same team employed by her majesty the queen  when Windsor castle was refurbished after the  fire ”  the horsebox dealer  emphasised in a loud voice “it has a separate bathroom  with hers and his washing basin ,  separate   loo cubical  with brass door knobs and automatic flush”.

Senior  Trainer’s  facial expression started to lighten on the mention  of loos and flushes  and he turned to the horsebox salesman   “Separate cubical with automatic flush  what is that?” 

“Well you see Sir” the salesman  continued  “ the loos in  our  horseboxes are so special  that  apart from personal  motions   the  other  activities  like  flushing and the brushing   all done with the  aid of automatic sensors no human interaction”

Senior trainer  looked at the salesman  “so it is all separately automatic “   “yes Sir  “ salesman assured him

“no human intervention”   “NO Sir”

“So in this case you don't mind if my mate here will use your loo  he is dying for a C,,,,P and he hates the public loos”  Senior Trainer finished.