Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Voice from above
During the cold weather a Polish worker in England decided to do what they always do in Poland during the winter, he will go ice fishing. As everywhere was covered with snow he looked for a flat icy area and settled for his fishing.
This guy takes out an auger and starts drilling.
Suddenly there is a LOUD VOICE from some where: There's no fish here.
Polish guy goes to another spot and drills.
LOUD VOICE again: There's no fish there either.
Guy tries a third spot.
LOUD VOICE again: Nope. Not there either.
Guy, getting a little nervous and he asks "Are you God?”
LOUD VOICE : No. I'm a dressage rider and it is my arena you are b,,,y drilling in!
This guy takes out an auger and starts drilling.
Suddenly there is a LOUD VOICE from some where: There's no fish here.
Polish guy goes to another spot and drills.
LOUD VOICE again: There's no fish there either.
Guy tries a third spot.
LOUD VOICE again: Nope. Not there either.
Guy, getting a little nervous and he asks "Are you God?”
LOUD VOICE : No. I'm a dressage rider and it is my arena you are b,,,y drilling in!