Shaking the hand

 

 

It is amazing how the Olympic spirit and ideal developed and spread over the years.

2500 years ago they started with one kind of games, to celebrate human excellence in sport ,

Two millennium later we have Para Olympics, the gay and lesbian Olympics, youth Olympics the different religions Olympics and the latest addition is the Olympics for wankers.

It has been acknowledged that this activity is so popular that it deserves its own designated games.

The first ever event was won by an elderly sheep farmer from the welsh mountains.

As a win is a win what ever the sport is , it attracted the media attention , this farmer was interviewed by WBCC and the interviewer first question was ,”what made you decide to engage in this activity was it of choice ”

The elderly sheep farmer replied “it was environmentally induced on me, as I became older , the pegs weaker and slower , the sheep younger and faster, the nights up in the hills became lonelier I had time to discover new skills”

The interviewer “so was it a foreclosed conclusion this win”

“not at all not at all “replied the sheep farmer “at one point of the competition it was a touch and go situation , it was quite a climax when I won ”

“so when you leave the studio what are you plans for the future” inquired the interviewer

The sheep farmer “I enjoyed this Olympics so much that I am going to start training for the next one straight away , I want to be as fast as Usain Bolt “

“has this win changed your life at all” asked the interviewer.

“Just a little ,most people treat me very much like before , they all greet me very nicely but non of them wants to shake hands with me any more”

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