Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.
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Missing Husband
Missing Husband
A Dressage Diva reported that her Dressage Husband is missing.
A police officer arrived at the country house mansion, to take some details and his first question was when our Dressage Diva first noticed that her husband was not where he should be, her reply was that this morning when she was about to go to a show she realized some thing was a miss because her boots were not polished, but in hindsight from the pile of dishes in the sink he must have been gone for several days.
“Excuse me madam” the policeman interrupted “ at night at bed time have you not noticed his absence? “ notice his what ? ?? my husband had very little noticeable in bed time Sir” was the reply.
the policeman asked for some details “how tall is your husband madam” to which she replied “I don't know how tall he is 170cm, 160cm, how tall husbands are?”
“colour of his eyes?” “NO IDEA” “hair?” “NOT SURE if he has any”
“what was he wearing ?” “ BLUE JEANS, NO GREEN CORDS , NO, I THINK HIS,,,,, , I COULD NOT TELL YOU I really don't know”
“So what was your husband doing the last time you saw him?” was the police mans next question.
“Last time I saw him He was holding my 4 year old 16,2 black stallion ,the one with the small star and two white front socks, the one that I just bought the HKB patent leather diamante brow band bridle for, I remember that well because I just told my husband off, for spilling hoof oil on the white silver lined bandages which now don't match the bling on my Cavallino close contact brown crocodile leather boots”
“Do you think I could talk to the stable staff? “ the policeman inquired , “ Oh actually now that you mentioned it I have not seen her for a while too”
A Dressage Diva reported that her Dressage Husband is missing.
A police officer arrived at the country house mansion, to take some details and his first question was when our Dressage Diva first noticed that her husband was not where he should be, her reply was that this morning when she was about to go to a show she realized some thing was a miss because her boots were not polished, but in hindsight from the pile of dishes in the sink he must have been gone for several days.
“Excuse me madam” the policeman interrupted “ at night at bed time have you not noticed his absence? “ notice his what ? ?? my husband had very little noticeable in bed time Sir” was the reply.
the policeman asked for some details “how tall is your husband madam” to which she replied “I don't know how tall he is 170cm, 160cm, how tall husbands are?”
“colour of his eyes?” “NO IDEA” “hair?” “NOT SURE if he has any”
“what was he wearing ?” “ BLUE JEANS, NO GREEN CORDS , NO, I THINK HIS,,,,, , I COULD NOT TELL YOU I really don't know”
“So what was your husband doing the last time you saw him?” was the police mans next question.
“Last time I saw him He was holding my 4 year old 16,2 black stallion ,the one with the small star and two white front socks, the one that I just bought the HKB patent leather diamante brow band bridle for, I remember that well because I just told my husband off, for spilling hoof oil on the white silver lined bandages which now don't match the bling on my Cavallino close contact brown crocodile leather boots”
“Do you think I could talk to the stable staff? “ the policeman inquired , “ Oh actually now that you mentioned it I have not seen her for a while too”