Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.


Seniors trainers wife joined a slimming club, every week like minded ladies would gather on a quest to shed off unwanted KG , committed and disciplined, she followed the dietary guide lines that suited more a rabbit or a squirrel then a human, but it worked, few weeks into the program her body showed some of the attributes that first caught Senior Trainers eye some 30 years ago. With the disappearing flab came a renewed interest from Senior Trainer, on the day she won the slimmer of the week award, to all the group members delight she received the biggest bouquet of flowers delivered directly to the group meeting place. Seniors Trainers wife said “ S,,t now I will have to spend the whole week end on my back with my legs in the air” “why?” asked the group leader “don't you have a vase in the house”
The group leader turned to all the other ladies and said “you see ladies all this effort is well worth it, even your husbands appreciate your sacrifices”
To which Seniors Trainers wife jumped up shouting “that's done it I AM OFF FROM HERE I am going to PIZZA HUT “