Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Nastiness

The All Mighty just finished his creation , He was just adding few finishing touches to the human race, the animals flowers trees etc. when suddenly there was a call from down bellow, “hey God it is Satan down her, I have got in the cellar 20 big containers full of nastiness , poison, venom and all what sting and hurt, what shell I do with it?”
God replied “allocated it to the snakes , scorpions, biting insects and stinging nettles “
“And with the remains what shell I do with?” asks Satan.
Gods reply “put it in the biggest box you have and send it to Pandora “
“Done boss!! but I still have 19 and a half containers left full of the staff “ Satan shouts back,.
“Give it to the British Dressage judges” the reply came from above
“What all of it “ Satan inquires
“YES THEY ARE ALL ON THE WAY TO A PET PLAN AREA FESTIVAL THEY WILL USE IT ALL” God answered