Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

WORKING /JOB


 
Seniors trainer new BD apprentice was approached by one of the livery owners a plump lady in her early 40s . she said “ You are new here , if you look after my horse extra well , plenty of bedding, feed and grooming I will reward you with a blow job” the young man took one look at here and ran to Senior Trainer, “sorry but I have to hand in my notice “
“What after only 7 hours 41 minutes why is that” perplexed Senior Trainer asked.
“It is because of that lady with the black horse I cant stay here”
“What? what ? did she say to upset you” inquired Senior Trainer
“SHE IS TALKING ABOUT SOME KIND OF A JOB HERE” the apprentice replied