Flossy is well known to many on the British Dressage Forum as a teller of interesting stories and perhaps the odd joke or two. We have selected a few tales for your pleasure.

Reward

Reward
 
Senior trainer was p,,,d, off , he has been part of the dressage seen for some 40 years but never managed to have the relationship with the judges that Junior trainer has.
Junior trainer is the toast of the female fraternity (the above 45 y,o) and particularly the female judges, at every opportunity these adoring ladies would greet Junior Trainer with kisses and hugs and the customary cheek to cheek contact , while simply nodding their heads courteously to Senior Trainer. There is no evidence that this had any effect over the judges professional conduct but it is a little disconcerting to other competitors when they see a judge leaping out of the car awarding Junior Trainer with a kiss on each cheek before he leaves the arena shouting enthusiastically “WHAT A WONDER FULL TEST JUNIOR”.
It is true that junior was better good looking and may be even more talented but it still bugged Senior trainer every time he saw Juniors face in close contact with one of the judges lips.
And then it happened Junior Trainer got kicked in the face, ( he should have left the work in hand to the older and wiser) his beautiful features were badly disfigured and he required extensive plastic surgery with skin grafting , luckily for him Senior trainer came to the rescue ,and a piece of flash and skin graft were take from Senior trainer BACK SIDE to be used for Juniors facial reconstruction , the out come was surgical miracle and Junior trainer was even more attractive, which brought on more cheek to lip contact , even from the younger judges or members of the same sex judges.
Junior was so grateful and one day he approached Senior Trainer and said that he simply does not know how to reward him for the magnanimous gesture of giving up part of his arse .
Senior Trainer said to him “DON'T WORRY JUNIOR I GET ALL THE REWARD I NEED WHEN I SEE THESE JUDGES KISS YOU